Get into the holiday spirit with these funny sayings. Everyone says it’s the season to be jolly. But if you’re not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should give you a ...

Halloween is the perfect time to bring out your spooky, quirky, and humorous side, and nothing says Halloween fun quite like a yard filled with creative tombstones. Whether you’re decorating for a ...

31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it. 30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. 29. The world is your oyster. 28. If you’re not growing, you’re dying. 27. If you see a turtle at the ...

If you plan on trekking down south this summer, here are some funny southern sayings you may hear or make someone smile by saying. Folks down yonder are known for their distinctive culture and ...

Whether you’re looking for funny quotes to make a point, enliven a presentation, give a toast, or just for your own amusement, you’ve come to the right place. Reader’s Digest has been collecting funny ...

Chances are you’ll cry on graduation day, but we’re here to stop the tears. Commencement is a time to reflect on old memories and prepare to make new ones, and there are dozens of funny sayings ...

April Fools' Day is on Tuesday, April 1 this year. Whether you love it or hate it, it's the one day of the year where playing pranks on family, friends and coworkers is not only permitted, it's ...

National Wine Drink Day is the time to speak your mind, because "In vino, veritas." Getty Images 1. “I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy 2.

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