MLA tutorial on a Mac

I hope every animal big or small bites you when you try to pet it. I hope a server spits in your food or leaves a hair in every meal you ever eat. I hope you get cracked calluses on your feet and prolapsed hemorrhoids in your ass. I hope you get bacterial vaginosis. I hope you get monthly kidney stones as a man. I hope your card declines everywhere you go. I hope your mother tells you on a regular basis how disappointed in you she is. I hope someone hacks your computer and your phone. I hope you