Ezra Lewis Farm on Instagram: "See, what happened was…we locked eyes, reality flickered, and when my firmware rebooted, there was grain in my hand and Macchiato was mid‑munch like she’d bartered away my consciousness in exchange for snacks. I swear that’s the truth and if you need a notarized statement, I’ll get one — but the only witnesses were the forage fairies…and they lie recreationally. #farmlife #nature #goat"

Leah Perry on Instagram: "I give reminders like I’m running a full marketing campaign… initial announcement, weekly follow-ups, countdown alerts, and day-of notifications. Then suddenly it’s: “Wait… WHEN is that?” “You never told us.” “This is the first I’m hearing about it.” At this point I need read receipts, a signed contract, and possibly a notarized statement before family events. 😌😂 #TeenLife #MomLifeTruths #SelectiveHearing #RelatableParenting #RaisingTeens"

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